🧵 The Live Tweeter – Every Shift. Every Stat. Every Scroll.

The Live Tweeter: Fingers Flying, Takes Incoming

There’s always one — tweeting every faceoff, power play, and missed call like it’s a presidential debate.
No GIF goes unposted. No stat goes unsourced. No vibes go unmeasured.

This is The Live Tweeter — a digital play-by-play machine with fast thumbs, faster takes, and a phone battery that deserves its own Norris Trophy.

He’s in the arena. He’s on his couch.
Doesn’t matter — he is the discourse.

Key Identifiers:

  • Thumbs always moving, head rarely up

  • Phone brightness turned to 200% in a dark arena

  • 47 tabs open: Natural Stat Trick, CapFriendly, GIF maker, and Spotify

  • At least one tweet in the queue roasting someone who liked the goal

  • Scrolls between whistle and puck drop like it’s a reflex test

He tweets the vibes and the numbers. He cross-checks every call with Rule 63.7. He isn’t the media… but the media follows him.

And yeah, he's already queued up a “Refs Be Like” meme. It's scheduled for 9:38 p.m. precisely.

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