🎧 The Arena DJ – Vibes Over Volume

You may never see them, but you’ve definitely felt them. From “Timmy Trumpet” to “All The Small Things” to “Cotton Eyed Joe” to a perfectly-timed Jeopardy theme during a coach’s challenge — The Arena DJ is the maestro of mood.

Perched high above the ice in a techy crow’s nest with more buttons than a spaceship, this unsung hero doesn’t just spin songs. They orchestrate energy.

Every kill, goal, whistle, or kerfuffle gets a matching audio drop — not because the league asked for it, but because the DJ knows what the moment needs.

Key Identifiers:

  • Studio headphones permanently slung around the neck

  • Laptop with at least 12 tabs open (8 of them Spotify)

  • Emergency playlist titled “Refs Suck But Make It Danceable”

  • Goal horn queued, but finger hovering for the exact moment

  • A sticky note with “Don’t Overplay Zombie Nation” written in caps

This isn’t just game ops — this is art. And when your team’s down by two in the third? A clutch pump-up drop can change everything. Or at least get everyone clapping again.

These are satirical musings and not actual products for sale — but we do have a lot of awesome gear for sale in the store at www.avsfam.com. #AVSFAM #GoAvsGo

#AvsFamArena, DJComment