🟢 The Green Men – Absurd. Agile. Annoying (to the Opponent)

They don’t chirp from the nosebleeds.
They chirp from right beside the penalty box.

Dressed head to toe in skin-tight green spandex, The Green Men are equal parts performance artists, hockey trolls, and part-time gymnasts. They don’t just yell. They do handstands on the glass. And they’ve brought props.

Key Identifiers:

  • Full neon green morphsuits (with surprisingly high mobility)

  • Celebrity cardboard cutouts in Canucks jerseys

  • Signs reading things like “Two Minutes for Being You”

  • A dramatic flair that would terrify most theater kids

  • One waffle. Sometimes frozen. Always confusing

Inspired by Vancouver’s own real-life legends “Sully” and “Force,” these two fans rose to cult status in the 2010s. The NHL didn’t love them. The internet did. They retired, came back, retired again… but their legacy? Permanent.

They are puck-side heckling performance. And no penalty box is safe.

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