The Name Debate Is Over.
It’s Marty Nachos.
Martin Nečas arrived in Colorado with the kind of skill that turns broken plays into highlights and regular shifts into problems for opposing defenses. Speed, hands, vision — the full offensive toolkit.
But there’s just one tiny complication.
Nobody can quite agree how to say his name.
Is it Neh-chass?
Nay-chas?
Nee-chus?
Neck-Ash
At some point Avalanche fans collectively decided:
we’re just going with Marty Nachos.
And honestly? It fits.
Because when number 88 gets cooking, things get messy in the best way possible — defenders scrambling, passes flying, and the scoreboard suddenly getting extra toppings.
This design leans all the way in:
a loaded tray of Avalanche-colored nachos drowning in melted cheese with 88 stamped on the front like the arena concession stand finally figured out the real menu item.
Call him Marty Party.
Call him Marty Nachos.
Call him whatever you want.
Just make sure you call him when he scores again.
Product Features
Classic unisex t-shirt fit
Soft cotton-blend fabric designed for comfort and everyday wear
Lightweight feel with smooth surface optimized for DTG printing
Ribbed collar for shape retention
Made to order
(Specific garment brand and exact fabric composition may vary slightly, but all Vault Tees use comparable, industry-standard blanks.)
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on the printed design
Avoid bleach or harsh detergents
Treat it right and the cheese will keep dripping. 🧀🏒