🔊 Ref You Suck Guy™ – Loud, Righteous, Unrelenting
You’ve probably heard him before you’ve seen him.
One blown call, one missed high stick, one questionable offside… and suddenly the entire arena is chanting in unison:
“REF! YOU! SUCK!”
And at the center of it all?
Ref You Suck Guy™ — the fan who started it, trademarked it (mentally), and proudly wears it across his chest.
Key Identifiers:
Custom “REF YOU SUCK™” hoodie
Knows the rulebook (or at least acts like it)
Yells “THAT’S A TRIP!” before the player hits the ice
Points dramatically at the ice with zero jurisdiction
Occasionally leads the crowd into coordinated chaos
He’s not just mad. He’s committed.
A long-time defender of truth, justice, and five-minute majors.
He’s not anti-hockey. He’s anti-bad-calls.
A walking barometer of crowd tension.
A folk hero of frustration.
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